Make sure they don't nderstand it. Objects are placed in various locations around the teacher's office and you must locate all 13 to complete the game. Otherwise, you're going to run out of tools pretty fast. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Originally posted by barbarossa Put your head under your desk, put mayonise in your mouth and make some moaning noises.
Offer to demonstrate some Japanese martial arts techniques. People would just pay you just to stop. Complain about the food at the school cafeteria. After everything your teacher says, ask why. Stand before the class, and explain that the real student teacher is being held hostage in a basement in Boise, while we have an escaped mental patient teaching our class.
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Call out to people in the hallways. About the cartoon where you take revenge on your teacher! Spell out fun messages with your calculator 0. Laugh out loud for no reason. If she refuses a second time, say that she has no right to put a restriction on the release of your bodily fluids. You can pass notes to your friends, or just to anyone in the class.
Extra points if you snap and crack it with out being caught. Forget to have your parents make excuses for being late. Laugh when someone says something stupid. After that, gaze longingly out the window. Ask him not to give you homework because you need to finish your tax return.
Read out loud during silent reading time. Loudly explain to the foreign exchange student next to you what this number means. Inform the school board he is trying to convert you to Taoism. Do the opposite of what they tell you. When you sense that your teacher is reaching their limit, take a break from your antics for a few days to avoid getting in trouble. Use crayon for important assignments. If you think such actions are going to make the teacher think you're not the one who's making the noises, think again.
I've done more than you! Create a fun paper hat out of the handout he just passed out. You should start small, with objects such as erasers, crumpled paper, pencils, or chalk. In Don't Whack Your Teacher your aim is to find all. If the behavior will get you in trouble, avoid it; if the behavior is not listed as a punishable offense, proceed with caution. Wave your hand frantically when he asks a question- even if you don't know the answer.
There are good ways and bad ways to go about it. Ask to borrow a pen or pencil frequently. If things get really out of hand, stand up and admit it. Teachers set deadlines for your benefit and theirs. Look up and pretend to zip up your pants and then spit out the mayonaise on the floor and smile. Even better, play an annoying song.
Count how many times your teacher says um. In this Article: It's challenging, but not impossible, to annoy teachers without getting in trouble. Discuss the top five best ways to commit suicide with your friend during a lesson on the Russian Revolution. Blurt out the answers to the teachers questions. A bit of witty and demoralising language would have gone down a treat with fans of the game. Gradually, they will tolerate less and less of your irritating actions. Writing instruments, like pencils and pens are basic necessities in the classroom—you will need to use a pen or pencil at some point throughout the school day.
To create this article, 166 people, some anonymous, worked to edit and improve it over time. Write stupid questions on your desk. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. Talking as slowly as possible, without making it look like you're doing it on purpose, may annoy your teacher. If you are looking for an oppertunity to publish, but want to to be easy i.